A woman, smiling & gleaming, begins:
“I want the newest vaccum!”
While, as a human glances at her chest, she continues:
“Don’t look at me like that, Baby?! Please?!
It’s for cleaning!
…MY mind!!!
SORRY!
The human looks to the floor.
…
“No. No. THANK YOU!”
Her lilting voice was numbly understood.
“Thank Goodness (pause) for husbands (pause) & (pause) for (pause) lobotomies… now, thank modern medicine— just a little pill will DO, ya!”
The channels change to a show, commonly mispronounced as “NOTHING!!!” It was seemingly poignant to everyone who watched.
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